Stolen from Kelly & Chloe.C 's facebook notes !

[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.(merry-go-round considered)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a "blonde"
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
so far: 11

[x] You have seen the Star Wars and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less. (sometimes)
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
so far: 14

[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
so far: 17

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far: 21

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
so far: 29

multiply the total by three and that will be your percentage of retardedness.

87% !

Do it if you want to ! :D